What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 01:45
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
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So they tried
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What’s wrong with anti-imperialism?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
What does it mean when someone is pretending to be me?
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Unacceptable again!
Then came..
What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?
Just Forget it!
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
What toxic behavior has been normalized by society?
No way
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...